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Captain Booty Ready For Doody.

You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor:

*twists phone cord around my finger* *blows a bubblegum bubble*

and people say anime is shit.

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

oshawott:

because everybody needs to hear this every now and then 

oshawott:

because everybody needs to hear this every now and then